How to race a sailboat
- Call seven friends Friday night, have them all meet you at your house at 7:00 am tomorrow, sharp.
- Have your friends clean your house, and haul everything from the basement to the attic.
- After the house is clean, everyone wraps themselves from head to toe in plastic.
- All eight of you cram together in the bathtub. Point a large fan at the tub and turn the shower on cold.
- While yelling and swearing at your friends at the top of your voice, tear up $100 notes.
- Do this for six hours.
- At the end of the six hours, everyone gets out of the bathtub and walks around the house, dripping wet.
- Have all your friends clean your house again and take the stuff from the attic back to the basement, then take them all out for a drink.
- Invite them to come back next weekend and do it again
Aug 8, 2008 @ 14:38
Couldn´t have said it better myself.