Segling är bättre än sex!?
Många läsare kanske håller med om att segling faktiskt kan vara bättre än sex… På h2uh0 har John Vigor har sammanställt ett antal anledningar till varför det faktiskt är så:
- You never have to hide your Sailing magazines.
- It’s perfectly acceptable to Sail with a professional.
- There’s nothing in the Ten Commandments that discourages Sailing.
- When your partner videotapes you Sailing, you don’t have to worry that it will show up on the Internet.
- Your Sailing partner won’t quiz you about people you Sailed with before you were married. Or after.
- It’s quite OK to Sail with a perfect stranger.
- When you meet a really good Sailor in a bar, you needn’t feel guilty about imagining the two of you Sailing together.
- There’s no danger whatsoever that if you Sail by yourself you’ll grow hair on your palms or go blind.
- You can have a Sailing calendar at work without precipitating a sexual harassment suit.
- There are no known Sailing-transmitted diseases.
- When your Sailing partner insists you bring protection, any old anorak will do.
- Nobody expects you to Sail with one partner for the rest of your life.
- You never have to wonder next morning if your Sailing partner still loves you after a one-night Sail.
- Nobody slaps your face if you ask: “Do you Sail?”
- Your Sailing partner will never say, “Not again! We just Sailed last week, for goodness’ sake! Is that all you ever think about?”





